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'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"It's a Ken Burns documentary about Ken Burns documentaries."

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at my Local Caf

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

"Yup! We're in a cartoon strip alright!"

Escaping a desert island

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Dog in casino.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Bus for Giraffes.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Scare Doe

Baby delivery

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '