Meta-commentary Fan Prints

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

The Calmocracy

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

How Will They Manage without Us?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Escaping a desert island

Reality TV

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Leftie Trump

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at my Local Caf

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

QANON PROUD BOY

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Death to Stultophobia

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

The Limits of Satire