Commentary Fan Prints

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

"No, no, I'd say one has to be on Charlie Rose three times before one is really a talking head."

QANON PROUD BOY

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

The Limits of Satire

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

'Big Udder is Watching'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"