Social Commentary Fan Prints

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

'how dare you make fun of Alvin's face? We don't judge people by their appearance...We judge them by how much money they have.'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

Teenager buys alcohol from supermarket.

'Bloody glow-worms...coming over here...hanging out in our dingy bars...wantonly luminescing...enticing our youth...attracting our women...eating them all...'

'Morning after pillock.'

I break for toilet paper

The ascent of man.

"What did you burn at school today?"

Shop called 'Anyone but Bob' - Serving Almost Everyone

Just Lazy.

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'Sorry, we can't let you in. You're too ugly.'

Mother at desk with sign reading - Head of Human Resoucrces. Caption from child 'Why can't we just have a normal mummy like everyone else?'

"So much pain...so much death." "So much to profit from I almost feel guilty." "Amateurs."

Mr. Smokee

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"We get it. You're straight."

"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."

Cyber World / Cider World

'No, you're not paranoid. The threat level is elevated.'

One of the Sympathizers

Mad ugly women with clubs and other weapons in hand.

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

'Local council approved mugger. Beware of frauds.'

'Got to rush... It's my sell-by date!'

Facebook Beggar.

Sensitivity Training: Open enrollment, except for bald, fat guys.

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

'Oh, that? That's a trickle down from the investment banking firm upstairs.'

Beggar on street with sign 'Credit cards accepted here'.

One star.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"Yo, what you need? I got water, oxygen, protein, carbohydrates, shelter, security, friendship, love, the respect of your peers, and a strong moral compass."

'Sure -- want me to hold your hat for you?'