Modern Commentary Fan Prints

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

The commentators want to run the officials...

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

How Will They Manage without Us?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Leftie Trump

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

QANON PROUD BOY

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

'The Streetwise Men.'

Death to Stultophobia

The Limits of Satire

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

'Could you give me big tits?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"