Modern Commentary Fan Gifts

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

The commentators want to run the officials...

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

The Limits of Satire

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

QANON PROUD BOY

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

'The Streetwise Men.'

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

'Big Udder is Watching'

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"