Meta-commentary Fan Gifts

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Reality TV

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Escaping a desert island

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

The Limits of Satire

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

QANON PROUD BOY

"I can't see it lasting!"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.