Meta-fiction Fan Gifts

"Something’s wrong—I can tell by the way the artist drew me!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Gulliver's other travels.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Hi again

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'