Mutant Fiction Fan Gifts

"Another double-header."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Addicted to reading

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Gulliver's other travels.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Heaven

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'