Metaverse Mugs

Rich in metaverse. Poor in real life

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Office Meeting

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Department de Philosophie

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'