Metaverse Adventurer Gifts

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

Meet the new factory manager.

Binary Man

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Leaving New York

Photocoffier.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Silly sausages

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!