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The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

Meet the new factory manager.

Binary Man

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Silly sausages

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Leaving New York

Virtual Lap Dancing

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."