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"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

i-teddy

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Alphabet soup

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

The Poet.

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Silly sausages