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Big Bang Theory.

Evolution.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Space exploration"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."