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"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You've changed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."