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'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Czarcasm

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

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"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"When was your last meta-physical?"

The Nature Writer Writer.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Looking inside the internal maze,

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'Must be Pandora's.'

"We only have the Bible."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"There you are!"

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'