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Antibody Metaphysics. But in a larger sense, aren't we really pro-body?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Czarcasm

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

The Nature Writer Writer.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Looking inside the internal maze,

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Past-present-future...Faith-hope-charity...Huey-Dewy-Louie."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.