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Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Why are some pages intentionally left blank?"

Czarcasm

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Tiny Visions

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Phoenix

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"