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Ruth began to regret visiting the homoeopathic practitioner.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Your future looks charming.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

DNA doctor

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Wiccapedia.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I have grave news."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Business witch

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"