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Grigori Rasputin

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

A voodoo doctor.

Nostradamus.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Palm Reader...

"I have grave news."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Wiccapedia.

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.