Mystical Medicine Explorer Prints

Ruth began to regret visiting the homoeopathic practitioner.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

DNA doctor

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Wiccapedia.

"I'll be right back."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Business witch

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"I have grave news."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth