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Grim Reaper: 'It's all just stuff she thinks I want to hear.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The Frog Prince

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Nostradamus.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mummy Tourists

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Freia and her golden apples

Exchange Fund

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'