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Grim Reaper: 'It's all just stuff she thinks I want to hear.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Frog Prince

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Phoenix

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Nostradamus.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Freia and her golden apples

Exchange Fund

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mummy Tourists

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

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