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'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'It's a chicken.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

DNA doctor

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"I have grave news."

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."