Medical Mystique Explorer Pillows

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'It's a chicken.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

DNA doctor

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I have grave news."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Business witch

Palm Reader...

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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