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Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

DNA doctor

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

You are HERE

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

"The side effects feature some stunning special effects."

"There are signs that your back condition is very advanced."

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

'My husband was recently admitted. Can you direct me to the hypochondria department?'