Medical Marvel Explorer Pillows

DNA doctor

2021

"His first out-of-body experience."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'

'Well I haven't had a chance to review all your readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an educated guess I'd say that your were knackered!'