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'Your future looks charming.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Who's there?"

Business witch

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Palm Reader...

"I have grave news."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.