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"None of this looks familiar. "

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Big Bang Theory.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Evolution.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."