Nothingness Explorer T-Shirts

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"You left your demons here last week."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

I think it's time he left home.'

I think therefore I am.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You must learn to let go."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Namaste."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Psychiatry. It's not my grip on reality that I'm worried about -- It's reality's grip in me!

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'