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"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Noisy energy?

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

Duelling personalities.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."