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Noisy energy?

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Things You Should Know About...

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Moral Ambiguity

Nature Magnified

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'It's only an owl.'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Antisocial Behaviour

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Noisy Artist's Model.

Noise: An Overview.