Naughtiness Navigator T-Shirts

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"He's in a critical condition"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Detour Sign

Car navigation

"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."

Geek mythology