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'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"He's in a critical condition"

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"What does it all mean?"

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

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