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'Let's do something in bad taste.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naughty-ometer.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'Am I next?'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Kink

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant