Naughtiness Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'Am I next?'

Kink

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

Au Naturel Restaurant