Naughtiness Appreciator Gifts

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

Nude painting

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'It's the new transparent government.'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

I love myself.

"Hot enough for you?"

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Does this come with a jacket?'

Duck Taking A Selfie

'Was it good for you, too?'

". . . Yes, I know I'm an awful artist. But, it's a great excuse to look at naked women!"

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'Admit it! You and your brother have been bouncing on your bed again.'

"It's amazing what fuzz little surprises pop out and show themselves since the lockdown started."

"Well Charlesworth, there seems to be some confusion regarding your interpretation of dress down Friday."

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.