Nude Appreciator Gifts

Nude painting

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'I really admire his work.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

Drawing.

'You're supposed to draw something.'