Nude Appreciator Gifts

Nude painting

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

Look! A streaker!

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'You're supposed to draw something.'