Nudity In Art Appreciator Gifts

"Either you need a larger fig leaf, or you forgot to remove the figs."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Look! A streaker!

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.