Nude Art Appreciateur Gifts

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Success often means distracting the competition.

Nude painting

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'I really admire his work.'

Death model.

'Did you know your fly was open?'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'