Nude Art Gifts

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Model wanted for nude artist.

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE., 'What the heck - rules were made to be broken.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.