Nude Art Fan Gifts

She finally let him paint her in the nude.

'Now that's what I call a 'Bareback Rider'!'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

In the art gallery

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Munch Master.

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'No luggage.'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"