Nude Art Fan Gifts

She finally let him paint her in the nude.

'Now that's what I call a 'Bareback Rider'!'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'