Nude Art Admirer Gifts

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You've made a real exhibition of yourself!"

In the art gallery

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

The Painter.

'Actually, we wear these big smocks in case we get aroused.'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"Hey! You never said you were painting me in the nude!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Phoenix

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."