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'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You've made a real exhibition of yourself!"

In the art gallery

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

The Painter.

'Actually, we wear these big smocks in case we get aroused.'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"Hey! You never said you were painting me in the nude!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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