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"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Nude painting

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Death model.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'I really admire his work.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Drawing.