Nudity In Art Appreciator Pillows

"Either you need a larger fig leaf, or you forgot to remove the figs."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Look! A streaker!

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'