Nude Art Appreciator Pillows

An unflattering sculptor

"Please, when I pose, I prefer 'nude mole rat.'"

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Sculptor Gets Nude Model In Very Early In The Process

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'I really admire his work.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Look! A streaker!

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Nude painting

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'