Nude Art Appreciator Pillows

An unflattering sculptor

"Please, when I pose, I prefer 'nude mole rat.'"

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Sculptor Gets Nude Model In Very Early In The Process

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'I really admire his work.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

Look! A streaker!

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Nude painting

Success often means distracting the competition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'