Nude Art Enthusiast Pillows

Nude painting/Nude Artist.

'We need to practice clothes if you don't mind keeping them on.'

Death model.

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

"I could have sworn that was a come-hither look in your eye"

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Drawing.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

In the art gallery

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'