Naughty Or Nice Enthusiast Gifts

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'Am I next?'

Kink

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

'Does this come with a jacket?'

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked