Naughty List Enjoyer Gifts

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Bucket List

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

2020

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

To do list

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"