Naughty List Member Gifts

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Hell No Kitty

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Naughty-ometer.

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'...but if you are naughty you will end up covered in a secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.'

'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'

'Sammy! Naughty bird! You know perfectly well that you are not allowed in the patients room while they're still alive.'

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'Admit it! You and your brother have been bouncing on your bed again.'

'What do you mean 'What would nanny say'?'

Best Orgasms.

"I dunno. Have you been watering them?"

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.