Naughty List Nominee Gifts

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Two piece outfits only.

'No luggage.'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Naughty-ometer.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'It's the new transparent government.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

embarrassment at court!

'I got it for Father's Day.'

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Does this come with a jacket?'

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'...but if you are naughty you will end up covered in a secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.'

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.