Naughty Or Nice Enthusiast Pillows

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

Naughty-ometer.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Hell No Kitty

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Plastic surgeon's here.

'It's the new transparent government.'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

Kink

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Am I next?'

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."